The last couple of days, the volunteers have been reading the 2015 newsletter which came out this week. I have been climbing up the back of their chairs and looking over their shoulders to see what is in it. They never leave a spare copy for me to take back to my cage and read properly. Andrew had a good read and I did look over his shoulder and then Judith was reading her copy and I did the same. I saw the front cover and the little, scratty Costa is on the front cover, I cannot imagine why. He is not handsome and colourful but pale and insignificant. Why on earth am I not on the front cover? I have been here fifteen years and seen fifteen newsletters in that time and not once have I been on the front cover! I usually end up with a small photo in the gallery page. It has been quite a struggle for me to see every page this year as the volunteers hands aren't as steady as they might be and I am beginning to wonder if I may need glasses. BooBoo in glasses? Yes I would look very intelligent in glasses - do they make them for Macaws?? Christian is a new volunteer and his mother, Tracy I think, tests eyes and makes glasses. I must have a word with her on Sunday. I can just see myself in some thick rimmed, bright red specs!
I must stop rambling now, back to the newsletter - I am not in it. Shock horror! Don't they like me anymore? Am I not handsome enough? No pictures, nothing. I could just cry, maybe they are going to rehome me! Oh dear, I must stop my imagination is running away with me and Sue has always said that I could never be rehomed as I am too naughty. Maybe I need to step the naughtiness up a gear. Think I might give her a bite the next time I see her in slippers. Darryl did the newsletter and he is supposed to be my friend. He scratches my head and I never bite him yet he has not put me in the 2015 newsletter. I am such an upset, depressed bird and I am not sure if I can keep blogging - I could go into deep depression and today I have torn a copy of the newsletter up which has given me great pleasure! Bye Bye all.