One day last week, a young, good looking, smartly dressed man arrived at MCS and stood in front of my cage. I thought he looked like a pop star or a rapper like me! I heard him say he worked for Manx radio and his name was Chris. He made a fuus of all the cats, even when they dug their claws into his shiny new trousers. He chatted with Darryl for ages and then brought out a black box with a microphone attached to it. I remembered I had seen this many times before and then thought, Chris is going to interview Darryl. I hope they are going to talk about me, BooBoo. I have loads to be interviewed about, such as, how do I keep my good looks, how do I keep in such good shape and the fact that I am also a rapper and a qualified painter and decorator! My I am a Macaw with many talents.
The interview started and oh heck - they were talking about cats agian, how boring is that neutering and chipping! I have heard it all before and it bores me rigid. They went on and on and not once did Chris ask what me what I thought! I was mumbling under my breath throughout but still nothing. I would have made a fantastic interviewee, maybe next time. I can look forward to that.